All together now, sing!

From a fellow Jury Team Candidate, Celia McClure who is standing in the North West Region.

Sing along, you know you want to. (The old Nat King Cole classic, The Party's Over)

The party's over it's time to call it day,
Oh can I claim for balloons or maybe the tunes my cleaner might play?
My moat is clear now, I've flipped my house,
The porns not mine dear it was my spouse.
The party's over cos two brain's light bulbs went dim.
It will be horribly missed the John Lewis list
And the puppy must slim.
Oh what a caper, some rotten hack,
We're in the paper and getting flak.
Maybe its time now to pay some back

The party's over, yes time to call it a day.
A soldier loses a limb, a pittance for him is all they will pay.
Pensioners' rise is 25p
Home repossessions, Child poverty.
The party's over, two million plus on the dole.
But lets not worry 'bout them those women and men but lets find the mole.
Why did we do it? We had no need,
The people see it as simply greed.
Oh yes its over indeed.

The party's over and our poor country is broke,
And none of them will confess that they all made this mess.
More pay - what a joke.
As for the children why can't they see?
A massive debt is their legacy.
The party's over no votes for red or for blues.
The commons now is so hushed
And sorrows are drowned in subsidised booze.
Keep your contrition shurely the end,
No rules were broken you made them bend.
So its over, really over my friend.

CM The Queen of Doggerel